...I'm a murderer...

So, I was on my way to work this morning, driving my car, sipping on my iced coffee in an attempt to keep myself awake, looking very much forward to arriving in the parking lot so that I could enjoy the strawberry and cream cheese croissants I had purchased for breakfast, singing at the top of my lungs along to Century Child (I think the song was, appropriately enough, Dead to the World) when all the sudden this bird flies right out in front of my car, and then…then I hear a *smack* and feathers…lots and lots of feathers…I killed it!! I just about drove off the road I was so upset…what a way to start an already dreadful day...